Here's a few of mine and Rachel's favorite lines:
"Hey B, Rupert and I were just dining on playdough and bits of carpet. Care to join us?"

"Neigh, that PLEASES me!"
"It's FAAAKKEE!!!"
"Whoa whoa whoa! You can't swear at my fiance!"
"Well YOU can't MARRY my WIFE!"

"I look good. I mean REALLY good. HEY EVERYONE! COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!"
And a couple other odd things that may mean nothing to you, but have helped form a bond between Rachel, Santi and I, when we weren't feeling very united...Rachel we owe you a pay raise (she's our marriage counseler).
-Heidi