Courage, Confidence, Character

Amazing isn’t it, how when I say these words one person comes to mind? Alright I lied. I think of cookies - girl-scout cookies, but aside from that I think of Heidi.
Yes that brave soul we all know and love.
And I just wanted to applaud everyone that befriends her, as it's not easy being her friend, or sharing your nailpolishremover with her. And there are times when you wonder, is she a blond under that brunette hair, or truly lost? If any of you have ever tried to teach her math, then I congratulate you.
But keep the faith, behind this lusty, blunt, temper mental (I swear sometimes I think she’s pregnant), short attention span, laughing gassed young teen, she’s not as shallow as the puddles of water she leaves on my bathroom floor. No, she's much more.
Well I don’t think she’s bi polar, but hey I’ve been wrong before. Just don’t let her aggressiveness get to you.
Alright well here’s for talent.

She always had her way with the men...and her power over them scared her.

She could always pop out of the weirdest places.

Always there to give good spiritual advice

Did many things clearly out of faith!

Some people, no matter what she did, she could never make them happy.

Always jealous of what I had!

Always promoting peace and influencing the locals while they're shopping!

Heidi for President!

Editors note:
I want you all to know this post goes in sympathy to Heidi’s useless hand.
Oh and also because it's 30 years old and I wanted to get it off the draft list.

(See Heidi, I care!)

-Trina

A New Post For A New Day!

Hello everyone. Let me assure you there are very good reasons for my absence in posting. I have recently almost broken my thumb, and typing ONLY with my left hand is pretty difficult, cause I am right-handed. I really wish I had some pictures to show you of the gash, ("Oh, look at this gash, right on the side of my leg...and I can't even feel it") it is most disgusting. But hopefully it will heal up quickly so I can get back to school and the rest that requires my right hand. I also believe I suffered some brain damage from this accident, as it came as quite a
shock -- 3:00 a.m. Yes, that's right. I was only trying to shut my window when it decided to SLAM on me! Anyway, I must be off. XooxOx (Big kiss, little hugs, little kiss, big hug, little kiss)

Art by Josephine Wall

-Heidi

Nature

I decided I would put up some pretty pictures Mindy and I took a while back. Next month she's coming to visit me. We'll have fun. We'll bake and make coffee shakes, and bake and make coffee shakes. Take a few strolls to Wal Mart maybe. Also, if we happen to tresspass into a hotel we will disturb people on elevators (reffering to the post about things to do in an elevator). I'm getting off the point now...have a good night. I miss you too Rachel. How thoughtfull of you to dedicate a post to me. Makes me feel loved.

My eye is still apon you

-Heidi

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

19 Things To Do In An Elevator:

Foreword: Best things in life are shared, Summer :)

(1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
(2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
(3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
(4) Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
(5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
(6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
(7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
(8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
(9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
(10) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
(11) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
(12) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they'll open again!"
(13) Swat at flies that don't exist.
(14) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
(15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
(16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
(17) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
(18) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
(19) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
(18) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

And last, but not least

(19) Point your pencil or pen at someone random and yell, "TICONDEROGA!" Sigh, and say "That sure was a close one."

-Heidi

It's Your Birthday

Well, Alisa had a birthday. Two months ago. But hey, it's never to late to say "happy birthday!"
SO, Happy Birthday! Hurray for you WOOHOO!!!
Alright, so we were planning a party. The party invitations clearly stated-PLEASE DRESS UP-as opposed to down-NOT DRESS UP AS IN HALLOWEEN!!!!

So they came, dressed up! But not like normal people mind you, oh no. There were clowns, and Indians, rock stars, boxers, bums, lions and tigers and bearrs OH MY, and well I couldn't quite tell what the rest were!

The funny thing was that only ONE home mind you, made this slightly embarrassing error. So while every one else dressed up smashing polite, BROWNSVILLE, who had LOTS of NEW people, AND WAS LATE, didn't quite understand.
Well we had a good laugh AT THEM! LOL
Anyways well it was a dandy good time.
We ate...

And we eat...

And we eat some more...

Made new friends and eat some more...

And then that got kinda weird...

Well all this to say happy birthday Alisa, if only I knew where the rest of the pictures of YOU are.

-Trina

"Take Caution" hahahaha

Courtesy of Heidi

New Inventions!

Trampoline bed!

Your true friend,

Heidi

Birthdays And Holidays!

Greetings. I have an announcement to make. As most of you know, today is St. Patricks Day!--As well as my brother Josh's 21 birthday! So happy day everyone and happy 21st Josh. Love you lots!

"Oh YEAH!" haha

Blessings all ye,

Heidi :)

Oh Yeah!

I’m going to show off some of my skill now. I can draw creepy woman of all shapes and sizes (no men, sorry, cause they usually end up looking gay). They aren’t good quality at all cause I don’t have a scanner, so I just used my camera.

-Heidi

Condolences

Trina was a special girl…for the most part…mostly. She was a wonderful, loving and exciting person to be around. But then there’s those time’s when you just need to focus on the things she did worst so that you can appreciate that ‘wonderful, loving and exciting’ part of her that she had. It won’t take long but I’m sure by the time we’re done you will be very happy
she wasn’t like this most of the time, and that you got to play a very important part in her life – a true friend. And for her sake, CRY ALL YOU WANT! Well here are the memories:

She wasn't the most careful person in her younger years...

Spent the last wasted half of her life in an old folks home...

Tried her best to cheer people up, but to no avail...

...And usually ended up FREAKING them out

Ruined moments routinely...

Always seemed to be strangling someone either physically or emotionally...

Wasn't the best cook...

But through all of it we loved her because we all need to learn to cope with screwed up people right? Think about it.

-Heidi xoxox

Girls...Let's Shave!

Hair, yes its everywhere. But you don't have to let it control you, oh no, there is a remedy to this "incurable" disease. Although most educated woman know this...many don't! (Or their sick and just don't care, or need attention and want everyone to look at them oh eww.)

Right well its a weird world.

Maybe you were talking to your friend yesterday, thinking "Hey why don't we grow our under-arm hair out, make a statement and try to be different!". Well before you try that one let me show you her last date and help you make up your mind!

(Her:) Yeah I know I thought it would be a good addition your beard!

(Him:)Ha....umm....wow...you know what......wow...I can't...I don't....umm ha wow ....what is that,....coffee scented. Well it goes with your breath,...I mean personality...I mean hey...whats that sound (under his breath) *ring ring*, oh hey I have to take this. OH hi bro,....whats that.....you lost your eye......what, paper fighting.....in the dark......ok well do you have your shoes now?..oh good...ok I'm on my way. Hey look I had a wonderful time but as you can see its pretty serious, so I'll call you later.

(Her:)Ok well give me your number.

(Him:)OH ha no no I'll call you bye. (he exits)

(Her:)But you don't even have my number. Gosh what was that like the 1,00,000.00 guy I've dated today. That's it.........I need to find some sheep.

And the lord shall deliver those that run away.

And another thing, boys as much as we love you, we just don't want to look like you!

And that my friends is why there are pills for depression.

And there's arms. Well lets just say last time I knew someone that went out with hair on there arms,......well they were shot. But I'm sure they went to heaven, so lets be happy for her.

Right well that's our secret of life for today. And remember guys, you dont want to be that guy that wouldn't come out of the bathroom at your friends puzzle and game night party. Especially if your a deep sleeper!

But hey he doesn't know!

P.S. Ever wonder why FGAs aren't invited to wild night parties??

-Trina

In Memory Of Tina

We will celebrate the birth of mentalism, produced by Tina and I. Harassing pirate statues, Walmart dressing room workers, Big Lots customers, blow fish, crocodiles, random children, etc...but the story has a good start off: us 12 year olds finding sand dollars at the beach. Now for picture viewing. Take caution, the photos below are graphic. Consider the side affects before viewing, as young and old viewers may have nightmares (meaning scary images of us running through their head at night). I was not able to put our 243 pictures or more (yes, I actually did count) but enjoy what I can spare.

A glimpse of what we like to do in our free time

Tina you always were violent...

Biggest hooker that pirate ever had

-Heidi