First Post Dedicated To A Particular Person

That is a lie! I love Rachel! That is not. I love Rachel so much, infact, I will sacrifice my precious watching of spanish-dubbed-Japanese-cartoon time to write and upload photos of our most memorious times. I don't know if memorious is a word, but that's what makes me special: my ability to invent words. And if it is a real word...well...who cares.

Here's a few of mine and Rachel's favorite lines:

"Hey B, Rupert and I were just dining on playdough and bits of carpet. Care to join us?"

"Neigh, that PLEASES me!"

"It's FAAAKKEE!!!"

"Whoa whoa whoa! You can't swear at my fiance!"

"Well YOU can't MARRY my WIFE!"

"I look good. I mean REALLY good. HEY EVERYONE! COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!"

And a couple other odd things that may mean nothing to you, but have helped form a bond between Rachel, Santi and I, when we weren't feeling very united...Rachel we owe you a pay raise (she's our marriage counseler).

-Heidi

Girls, Girls, Girls

Mindy came. Mindy left. Rachel left. I am depressed. Woe is me...and them. But we have good times to think back on, and here are some photos (of Mindy and I...next post is with Rachel's) I think are able to be published without scaring all the kind visitors that take their time to venture to mine and Trina's humble blog.

Happily drinking our coffee after a long day in the sun running from a security guard

Aww Mindy's so cute trying to cross her eyes



"Shut it down girls! It's scaring me!"

-Heidi

Courage, Confidence, Character

Amazing isn’t it, how when I say these words one person comes to mind? Alright I lied. I think of cookies - girl-scout cookies, but aside from that I think of Heidi.
Yes that brave soul we all know and love.
And I just wanted to applaud everyone that befriends her, as it's not easy being her friend, or sharing your nailpolishremover with her. And there are times when you wonder, is she a blond under that brunette hair, or truly lost? If any of you have ever tried to teach her math, then I congratulate you.
But keep the faith, behind this lusty, blunt, temper mental (I swear sometimes I think she’s pregnant), short attention span, laughing gassed young teen, she’s not as shallow as the puddles of water she leaves on my bathroom floor. No, she's much more.
Well I don’t think she’s bi polar, but hey I’ve been wrong before. Just don’t let her aggressiveness get to you.
Alright well here’s for talent.

She always had her way with the men...and her power over them scared her.

She could always pop out of the weirdest places.

Always there to give good spiritual advice

Did many things clearly out of faith!

Some people, no matter what she did, she could never make them happy.

Always jealous of what I had!

Always promoting peace and influencing the locals while they're shopping!

Heidi for President!

Editors note:
I want you all to know this post goes in sympathy to Heidi’s useless hand.
Oh and also because it's 30 years old and I wanted to get it off the draft list.

(See Heidi, I care!)

-Trina

A New Post For A New Day!

Hello everyone. Let me assure you there are very good reasons for my absence in posting. I have recently almost broken my thumb, and typing ONLY with my left hand is pretty difficult, cause I am right-handed. I really wish I had some pictures to show you of the gash, ("Oh, look at this gash, right on the side of my leg...and I can't even feel it") it is most disgusting. But hopefully it will heal up quickly so I can get back to school and the rest that requires my right hand. I also believe I suffered some brain damage from this accident, as it came as quite a
shock -- 3:00 a.m. Yes, that's right. I was only trying to shut my window when it decided to SLAM on me! Anyway, I must be off. XooxOx (Big kiss, little hugs, little kiss, big hug, little kiss)

Art by Josephine Wall

-Heidi

Nature

I decided I would put up some pretty pictures Mindy and I took a while back. Next month she's coming to visit me. We'll have fun. We'll bake and make coffee shakes, and bake and make coffee shakes. Take a few strolls to Wal Mart maybe. Also, if we happen to tresspass into a hotel we will disturb people on elevators (reffering to the post about things to do in an elevator). I'm getting off the point now...have a good night. I miss you too Rachel. How thoughtfull of you to dedicate a post to me. Makes me feel loved.

My eye is still apon you

-Heidi

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

19 Things To Do In An Elevator:

Foreword: Best things in life are shared, Summer :)

(1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
(2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
(3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
(4) Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
(5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
(6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
(7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
(8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
(9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
(10) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
(11) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
(12) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they'll open again!"
(13) Swat at flies that don't exist.
(14) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
(15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
(16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
(17) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
(18) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
(19) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
(18) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

And last, but not least

(19) Point your pencil or pen at someone random and yell, "TICONDEROGA!" Sigh, and say "That sure was a close one."

-Heidi

It's Your Birthday

Well, Alisa had a birthday. Two months ago. But hey, it's never to late to say "happy birthday!"
SO, Happy Birthday! Hurray for you WOOHOO!!!
Alright, so we were planning a party. The party invitations clearly stated-PLEASE DRESS UP-as opposed to down-NOT DRESS UP AS IN HALLOWEEN!!!!

So they came, dressed up! But not like normal people mind you, oh no. There were clowns, and Indians, rock stars, boxers, bums, lions and tigers and bearrs OH MY, and well I couldn't quite tell what the rest were!

The funny thing was that only ONE home mind you, made this slightly embarrassing error. So while every one else dressed up smashing polite, BROWNSVILLE, who had LOTS of NEW people, AND WAS LATE, didn't quite understand.
Well we had a good laugh AT THEM! LOL
Anyways well it was a dandy good time.
We ate...

And we eat...

And we eat some more...

Made new friends and eat some more...

And then that got kinda weird...

Well all this to say happy birthday Alisa, if only I knew where the rest of the pictures of YOU are.

-Trina

"Take Caution" hahahaha

Courtesy of Heidi

New Inventions!

Trampoline bed!

Your true friend,

Heidi

Birthdays And Holidays!

Greetings. I have an announcement to make. As most of you know, today is St. Patricks Day!--As well as my brother Josh's 21 birthday! So happy day everyone and happy 21st Josh. Love you lots!

"Oh YEAH!" haha

Blessings all ye,

Heidi :)

Oh Yeah!

I’m going to show off some of my skill now. I can draw creepy woman of all shapes and sizes (no men, sorry, cause they usually end up looking gay). They aren’t good quality at all cause I don’t have a scanner, so I just used my camera.

-Heidi

Condolences

Trina was a special girl…for the most part…mostly. She was a wonderful, loving and exciting person to be around. But then there’s those time’s when you just need to focus on the things she did worst so that you can appreciate that ‘wonderful, loving and exciting’ part of her that she had. It won’t take long but I’m sure by the time we’re done you will be very happy
she wasn’t like this most of the time, and that you got to play a very important part in her life – a true friend. And for her sake, CRY ALL YOU WANT! Well here are the memories:

She wasn't the most careful person in her younger years...

Spent the last wasted half of her life in an old folks home...

Tried her best to cheer people up, but to no avail...

...And usually ended up FREAKING them out

Ruined moments routinely...

Always seemed to be strangling someone either physically or emotionally...

Wasn't the best cook...

But through all of it we loved her because we all need to learn to cope with screwed up people right? Think about it.

-Heidi xoxox