Right well its a weird world.
Maybe you were talking to your friend yesterday, thinking "Hey why don't we grow our under-arm hair out, make a statement and try to be different!". Well before you try that one let me show you her last date and help you make up your mind!
(Her:) Yeah I know I thought it would be a good addition your beard!
(Him:)Ha....umm....wow...you know what......wow...I can't...I don't....umm ha wow ....what is that,....coffee scented. Well it goes with your breath,...I mean personality...I mean hey...whats that sound (under his breath) *ring ring*, oh hey I have to take this. OH hi bro,....whats that.....you lost your eye......what, paper fighting.....in the dark......ok well do you have your shoes now?..oh good...ok I'm on my way. Hey look I had a wonderful time but as you can see its pretty serious, so I'll call you later.
(Her:)Ok well give me your number.
(Him:)OH ha no no I'll call you bye. (he exits)
(Her:)But you don't even have my number. Gosh what was that like the 1,00,000.00 guy I've dated today. That's it.........I need to find some sheep.
And the lord shall deliver those that run away.
And another thing, boys as much as we love you, we just don't want to look like you!
And that my friends is why there are pills for depression.
And there's arms. Well lets just say last time I knew someone that went out with hair on there arms,......well they were shot. But I'm sure they went to heaven, so lets be happy for her.
Right well that's our secret of life for today. And remember guys, you dont want to be that guy that wouldn't come out of the bathroom at your friends puzzle and game night party. Especially if your a deep sleeper!
But hey he doesn't know!
P.S. Ever wonder why FGAs aren't invited to wild night parties??
-Trina
4 comments:
poor Keira Knightly she doesn't deserve this herosy...but thats what happens when you don't shave.. be loving to the men, shave!!
there are some absolutely disgusting, revolting pictures there that i didnt need to see....im going to go have a few quality nightmares now...goodnight
Haha great post, just needs a handy thing called spell check...hehe
wow, you mean FGA's don't shave? Heavy...haha
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