19 Things To Do In An Elevator:

Foreword: Best things in life are shared, Summer :)

(1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
(2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
(3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
(4) Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
(5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
(6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
(7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
(8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
(9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
(10) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
(11) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
(12) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they'll open again!"
(13) Swat at flies that don't exist.
(14) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
(15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
(16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
(17) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
(18) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
(19) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
(18) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

And last, but not least

(19) Point your pencil or pen at someone random and yell, "TICONDEROGA!" Sigh, and say "That sure was a close one."

-Heidi